Okay, I get that most people are whores if given the chance. I understand that celebrities have groupies and that there are many people who would throw themselves under a bus just to meet a celebrity, not to mention screw one. What I don't understand is why some B-list celeb chick would waste her time humping some random C-list celeb who isn't drop dead gorgeous.
Can someone, anyone please tell me what the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Ashley Simpson and Mandy Moore see in Wilmer Valderrama? That dude is not hot? Am I missing something here? Not only are there hotter C-list guys out there to fool around with, but clearly there must be others who wouldn't put bizzness out there on the street for mass consumption. (a couple of days ago Wilmer sat down with Howard Stern and dished on all the women he has had. While it was interesting to learn that he popped Mandy Moore's cheery, its just bad form to kiss and tell sometimes.) I get that Jennifer Love Hewitt would lay down for him, but she's...Jennifer Love Hewitt. But, Mandy Moore is way, way, way too cute for that lil punk. I've seen him at a couple parties and believe me that kid ain't all that.
Many have speculated that it may be his claim to be in excess of 8 inches downstairs. I really hope that isn't the case. Since when does 8 inches qualify you for a stud? These women clearly need to get out more.