My bitches say I bash Team Aniston too much. So, I lay off the wanna be for a minute 'cause it is so obvious (and pathetic) that the mere sight of Brangelina probably drives that woman batty. But, what a gem in the NY Daily News. Seems Jen has always been quality stuff...
This woman, Nancy Balbirer, used to be Aniston's roommate and is probably trying to milk a distant association. That's usually a really big lame-o no, no, but I choose to like this story as it fits perfectly with my impression that Jen is a lying, cheating, selfish, dimwit who probably chose not have children in order to preserve her stomach.
The 40-year-old Balbirer was among the performers who told stories of their own personal "underminers." Balbirer's "underminer" was "a famous sitcom actress" called "Jane" — a thinly veiled Aniston.
A Lowdown spy reports: "Jane, who had recently graduated from the High School of Performing Arts, was a few years younger than Nancy and was the daughter of a soap actor and a plastic-surgery victim who had divorced. Nancy let Jane live rent-free in her Village apartment for a few months.
"Nancy said Jane, who was then working at a burger joint, was obsessed with her looks, and would give herself bikini waxes while lying upside-down on the couch.
"Jane (Jen) moved to Los Angeles, got liposuction, a nose job and a hairline adjustment, and lost a lot of weight after going on NutriSlim. Nancy recounted a trip to L.A. where she asked to stay with her old friend, but instead Jane named some hotels, telling Nancy not to be so desperate, because it's unattractive, especially in a town like L.A."
Read the story here.